No offense taken here! :) The song you're looking for is "John Thomas Allcock" and it is by Ivor Biggun - he was played a lot on the Pete & Geets show. WOW! Thanks so much for your quick reply. I had just listened to another song by Ivor Biggun from the Strange Ones thread and laughed...

I am so hoping this will offend no one here!! :D They did play this and some other weird stuff like this so I am guessing it won't...I apologize in advance if it does!! :oops: There was a song I would hear from time to time that went something like...the man with the bigest bonker (not sure if that ...